shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
The Moth Pit
so thats what moths are doing
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!
reblog if you are your url
I’m tired of pretending to be okay. I’m tired of pretending I don’t care. I’m tired of pretending this doesn’t hurt. I’m tired of pretending I am happy. I’m tired.
Gary gave out three Silver Fox awards to four people including the Courage Under Fire award to me, the Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt to Kyle, and Munchausen by Proxy to two programmers Jack and Adam and even though that’s seriously bad it made perfect sense to name it that with such a story behind it.
'Girl picking up girls'
everyone needs to watch this!
I love the girl who says “Why the fuck not?”